Retarded Theories

Introducing: Aperture Science Crackpot Theory Generator

Crackpot theories:

Any enhanced de-noised, de-speckled, Gaussian-blurred freezeframed plastic-wrapped image
Cleaned up sine-tangentially filtered, monaural combined audio files
Anything involving faked Gabe Newell emails
Magical IP addresses you get from the wiki
Every single thing the #portal channel manages to stuff into the swirling toilet of bad theories
Gabe Newell is trolling us
Tier4
Good Luck
Youtube captions of the Gabe Newell speech