Retarded Theories

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Introducing: Aperture Science Crackpot Theory Generator

Crackpot theories:

  • Any enhanced de-noised, de-speckled, Gaussian-blurred freezeframed plastic-wrapped image
  • Cleaned up sine-tangentially filtered, monaural combined audio files
  • Anything involving faked Gabe Newell emails
  • Magical IP addresses you get from the wiki
  • Every single thing the #portal channel manages to stuff into the swirling toilet of bad theories
  • Gabe Newell is trolling us
  • Tier4
  • Good Luck
  • Youtube captions of the Gabe Newell speech
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